Its an awesome shirt. Has cool art on the front and it makes me feel relevant. Without the shirt, I doubt I could even get the automatic doors at the grocery store to acknowledge my existence. They'd stay shut, I just know it. Spitefull automatic bastards. I like the shirt. It fits well and people notice the coolness of it. Even had my butt slapped by a lady at the store. It was right in front of the packed Costco food court, she slapped my ass and yelled, "Hell yeah! TOOL!" Freaking moms are so embarrassing.