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  • Sarah
    August 31, 2023
    Badass shirt. Fits. Soft. Sexy. Legendary lyric.
  • Fast Eddie Spaghetti
    July 6, 2023
    “Alter Lyric” shirt is a great shirt to add to my collection. “We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion.” FACTS
  • Marshall
    June 13, 2023
    Love the graphics and it fits great! Super soft!
  • Zach Green
    June 9, 2023
    I love this shirt!! Fits great and is super soft!!!
  • Dave
    June 9, 2023
    Love it!! Fits good, love the graphics. I’ll define order again!! Thank you
  • BD
    April 25, 2023
    Very nice T! I'm a skinny guy 5'9 and the large fits nice. Comfy. All my friends want one now.
  • Jon
    March 25, 2023
    This shirt is absolutely beautiful. The material is soft, but strong - stretchy, but solid. It is one of the most comfortable t-shirts I own. Additionally, the design on it is, in true Tool fashion, super artistic, and capable of being interpreted from utterly nonsensical to sublimely spiritual. It was on the value menu, and it is certainly very valuable to me.
  • Pam
    March 22, 2023
    Love it--!!
  • Sean
    March 22, 2023
    Fits great, looks great and feels great
  • E. Thompson
    March 16, 2023
    Ordered a hoodie and this T-shirt. Hoodie was perfect and so was the T-shirt except the design on the front was really off center. I tried to look past it, but I just couldn't do it. I contacted support and they were happy to exchange it and the process was very easy. Just hoping now they weren't mass produced with this issue.
  • D Hernandez
    March 15, 2023
    Great quality shirt and the size fits perfectly.
  • Jeff
    February 3, 2023
    Another cool t-shirt. Soft, and comfortable, and it’s Tool! ??
  • Anna
    December 11, 2022
    I love this shirt! It’s soft, fits perfectly, and just looks awesome.
  • Sancelle
    December 6, 2022
    One shirt was not the shirt i ordered, but i like it. Other 2 items were correct and im satisfied.
  • Saturn
    November 2, 2022
    My new favorite shirt! Very soft and comfortable
  • Acolyte of Tool
    July 6, 2022
    im giving a 5 star review not because i love my shirt but because i love tool and will always support them having said that shirt fits great the quality is what i expected from a band as phenomenal as tool it was shipped in a timely manner just as site said it would be and i love the design i just dont love my particular shirt i dont know how but i guess it got by quality control because the stitching on neck was wrecked like shirt folded over but was still stitched so it pulled up fabric from back of shirt making it sit really awkward and to cut thread would ruin neck but its amazing other than this just cant wear it but i know that it wss just a one off mot indicative of Tools merch so 5
  • David Donohue
    June 28, 2022
    Quality merch as usual!! Well made and comfy
  • Greg B
    May 17, 2022
    Took a long time via cargo ship to NZ but was expected due to current events. This is my favourite Tool printed tee, the design is excellent and it gets many compliments, the cotton is soft and comfortable to wear and fits well, thanks very much! Still trying to get the burning torch tee, very difficult to nail down that one!
  • Phill Boulter
    April 9, 2022
    Awesome. Great fit!
  • Jordan M.
    March 26, 2022
    Solid design, one of the comfiest shirts I item.